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The Arthur Kingdom is a place of calm chaos. Nestled into the green foothills of the Northern Rivers it provides great opportunities for its slaves. Namely care for the kingdom and its inhabitants. The kingdom consists of 2 princely boys, curageous and valiant and one pretty princess, strong and noble.
So without further ado, introducing the key players in our Kingdom......

Quick Stats:
D.O.B: 27th January 2002
Length of labour: 5 hours
Weight: 9 pounds 1 and a half ounces, 50cms long
Favourite foods: Chicken, Bananas, and Chicken, plus chicken and chicken.
Our next introductee is Prince Jesse trying his best to look innocent of any crime committed, even though the evidence is all over his face!
Quick Stats:
D.O.B: 11th January 2004
Length of Labour: 7 hours
Weight: 10 pounds 12 ounces, 58cms long
Favourite Foods: Anything that Reiley will eat, nothing he wont! Loves Gnocci and foreign matter found behind furniture and on the carpet.
Last but not least is our Princess Ruby, quiet, serene in princess pink; she rules the Arthur Kingdom with a chubby fist of iron. The princes fold to her every whim, not to mention the herculean efforts of her two slaves fondly referred to as Daddad and Mmmmm.
Quick Stats:
D.O.B: 30th November 2005
Length of Labour: 7 hours and 45 minutes
Weight: 10 pounds 4 ounces and 58cms long
Favourite Foods: Mmmm's specially made pumpkin mix, custard and milk arrowroot biscuts.
And there we shall leave you for this day; happy in the knowledge that the Arthur Kingdom thrives in relative peace.... for now!
P.S Sometime later we will introduce you to the slaves... but they're not bladdy important!
1 Comments:
For those observant blog readers who notice the typo I have tried to fix it but blogger somehow wont change it.
What? Tell you what the typo is? No way! if you didnt spot my shortcomings I'm certainly not pointing them out! LOL
Hint - something to do with Princess's stats
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