Nobility Bakery?
Once upon a time....
Two princely Princes persuaded their overworked slaves to let them try their hand at baking. One slave quickly and quietly stole away and left the kingdom for several hours; the other slave fell for their puppy-dog eyes and with great reservation, located the famous "Cuisine for Kingdoms Cookbook".
Both princes immediately decided to bake something the commoners would appreciate and agreed on Jam Drop Biscuits.
Prince Reiley and Prince Jesse go-a-bakin!
One jam splattered, cookie crumbed kitchen, cookie crumbed loungroom, bedroom and oddly enough cookie-stuffed SHOE was enough to proclaim baking as a success! The two Princes were decidedly chuffed with their achievement, declaring that the Bikkies not already eaten or disposed of were "For Dad". (Apparently the Princes were not pleased with his earlier escape!)
A quiet calm descended on the kitchen as the Princes made their escape and left the somewhat bemused slave to bring the room to rights.
The Princess and her slave
Meanwhile life for the Princess was decidedly unbecoming! For today she lowered herself (for the sake of the Kingdom's Health and Wellbeing Policy) to obtaining her next lot of immunisations at the local Doctors Office. All reports issued by her press release slave state that the injections went well with the princess raising her eyebrow and proclaiming (after one injection was administered) "Off with his head!". Fortunately for THIS Kingdom (and its Health and Wellbeing Policy) this proclamation was issued in fairy language only understood by slaves and other little people of the Kingdom. Thus the behedding did not take place.
So once again we take our leave from the Arthur Kingdom... all Princes and Princesses asleep on their feather beds, and slaves eeking out their meagre existance and daily dose of reality TV..... all quiet..... for now
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